This reminded me of when I was in college, I went home for a funeral & stayed with my friend & his family. One night a young man, looking much like the pictured fugitive but with that Mountain Dew Eminem hair color shit (2002-ish), was just there all the sudden. My friend's teenage sister said he was working with her…

I'd cross the Grand Canyon on a bridge made of cheap rope before I ever stand one of my consoles vertically.

Yeah, at least with 14-year-old girls you can recognize the frequently used words like fat, bitch, slut, skank, Bieber, Breezy, Brown, kill, your, ugly, face, Selena & Gomez.

Considering his reputation you'd think Ireland would just step down to keep the media from finding out about some other assuredly awful things he's done in his role as GM. It's probably only a matter of time before recordings of frantic 911 calls are released where he keeps assuming his black players are criminals…

Even spending 10 seconds trolling a guy because he doesn't share the same opinion as you about a hockey team seems like a waste of time. Could just be my stable mind though & maybe I need to huff on some gas fumes to understand it or something.

How many does the Brook Lopez parody account have though?

I haven't played in a couple of weeks, have they fixed the Points of Interest of Xbox yet? I can never seem to get those to stay saved for more than a couple of days.

The only reason Trautwig isn't the only sad individual in that exchange is that there's also a guy who dedicates a portion of his day to trolling a hockey broadcaster that he doesn't feel respects his favorite team.

For God's sake Braves PLEASE remember to read all the signs & respect the law & order!

Incognito went to express shock that people choose to keep dwelling on this incident while "That Slender Man guy is out there stalking children."

My uncle ate steak/sausage, home fries & eggs every morning, usually a burger & fries at lunch then a full dinner every day for like 15 years & still refers to his heart disease & diabetes as "bad luck". It was funny because when anyone in the family would criticize his diet he'd say something similar about how my…

Considering how Clowe started the season before the trade he was probably already depressed.

Feeling their monopoly on weird looking uniforms threatened a panicked Nike rushes out "NFL Thanksgiving Classic Heritage" jerseys that are just a scarf & a sash.

Impressed with their previous work putting things into space the IOC will enlist the services of the Los Locos gang to kick the torch there.

"It's the mark of the beast." Hopefully it's followed by the mark of the asterisk on her diploma.

Nike Rep: Are you sure you don't want to take us up on our other ideas?

This should elicit some intelligent & civil responses in defense of Riley Cooper's "struggle" that in no way border on racism. No one will compare it to completely unrelated incidents involving black athletes & the people making these comments won't have a commenting history coincidentally full of them routinely…

I remember once back in the late 90s seeing a Steeler fan attack a guy in a Rod Woodson 49er jersey because "That son of a bitch shoulda retired a Steeler!". So adding in the Jets fan factor, this could be for one of many varied insane, 7th grade education level reasons.

And Rice at 40 also had great years when his QB was Rich Gannon. This also implies that Cunningham & Culpepper weren't great QBs, they weren't Montana & Young (who knows how Culpepper would've ended up without the injuries though) but they weren't Trent Dilfer either.

This reminds me of my dad. If there's a situation where you run into someone & there is something or someone that could be painful or uncomfortable for them to be asked about, he'll ask.