Just for laughs Rockstar should have offered to release the game on a single HD-DVD.

At least they didn't go with a sad faced emoticon I guess.

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They honored that request by not shooting the black player on field during the brawl.

New Deadspin feature suggestion, "Fictional Breaking News", you could do stuff like Thursday Tweet & post about "Redskins bench RG3...for Grossman". Make the introductory paragraph very clear that it's in a series of fictional sports stories...see how many of these knee-jerk Twitter morons you can set off in a rage &…

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I'd feel like shit for not playing him today, but my league doesn't score Statistics Lines 2 or 3 anyway.

He might not even have to make the hospital visit #5 if it's not his wife giving birth to his 2nd son too.

Let's be clear on the fact that Freeman had PLENTY of opportunities to earn Schiano's respect. Including a relatively easy chance where all Freeman had to do was crash the 6th birthday party of a Falcons' fan & kick over the food table & taunt him.

If only the women Floyd Mayweather gets involved with were as unbeatable as he is.

It's awesome that there are still live TV directors & producers that think it's a good idea to put cameras & mics on people & cut to them without warning.

It's sad that going on national TV & saying things that make complete morons go "YES! Thank you! Finally someone had the balls to say it!" became a lucrative career in sports media.

Personal favorite is Blyrone Blashinton just because he sells it so wonderfully.

"Coming next month to NFL.com, new Editor in Chief Pete Prisco looks into the scandal plagued world of collegiate sports."

I don't like a story where the person who comes across like the least biggest piece of shit is Mike Vanderjagt.

I mean TOTES lady. When you rent a living space to young professionals, party damage just comes with the territory. Like every time I walked into a restaurant, if they weren't expecting me to piss all over the toilet & break a paper towel dispenser by kicking it & drunkenly screaming "THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY…

Actually I have to side with Lindy here. There's a reason "accidents" tend to be the go-to methods for domestic murder. This probably would've been easy for her to get away with if she had called police after he "fell" instead of, at least from all that I can read about it, going home like nothing happened & saying he…

Great fuck, where they lived makes the beginning of the local headline "Flathead newlywed..."

The term you're looking for is "gritty". You're not allowed to just say "white", because that implies a racial factor. Using the word "gritty" erases all racial connections & just gets to the core of the difference, Clay was just being a "gritty" player who wants to earn every cent he's getting paid. He leaves it all…

It's amazing that Bob Raissman & his never changing schtick can make Suzyn Waldman & John Sterling the people I'm annoyed less by when putting all 3 on a short list.