Let's be clear on the fact that Freeman had PLENTY of opportunities to earn Schiano's respect. Including a relatively easy chance where all Freeman had to do was crash the 6th birthday party of a Falcons' fan & kick over the food table & taunt him.

If only the women Floyd Mayweather gets involved with were as unbeatable as he is.

It's awesome that there are still live TV directors & producers that think it's a good idea to put cameras & mics on people & cut to them without warning.

It's sad that going on national TV & saying things that make complete morons go "YES! Thank you! Finally someone had the balls to say it!" became a lucrative career in sports media.

Personal favorite is Blyrone Blashinton just because he sells it so wonderfully.

"Coming next month to NFL.com, new Editor in Chief Pete Prisco looks into the scandal plagued world of collegiate sports."

I don't like a story where the person who comes across like the least biggest piece of shit is Mike Vanderjagt.

I mean TOTES lady. When you rent a living space to young professionals, party damage just comes with the territory. Like every time I walked into a restaurant, if they weren't expecting me to piss all over the toilet & break a paper towel dispenser by kicking it & drunkenly screaming "THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY…

Actually I have to side with Lindy here. There's a reason "accidents" tend to be the go-to methods for domestic murder. This probably would've been easy for her to get away with if she had called police after he "fell" instead of, at least from all that I can read about it, going home like nothing happened & saying he…

Great fuck, where they lived makes the beginning of the local headline "Flathead newlywed..."

The term you're looking for is "gritty". You're not allowed to just say "white", because that implies a racial factor. Using the word "gritty" erases all racial connections & just gets to the core of the difference, Clay was just being a "gritty" player who wants to earn every cent he's getting paid. He leaves it all…

It's amazing that Bob Raissman & his never changing schtick can make Suzyn Waldman & John Sterling the people I'm annoyed less by when putting all 3 on a short list.

At 7 he has both met & surpassed the academic achievements of the majority of his adult Jets fan brethren.

Hahahaha!

The Foodspin that I really need right now is:

I've been pretty impressed with the Empty Yogurt Container of My Love films, certainly not your conventional Turkish avant-garde horror franchise. However this summer's 3rd installment left me wanting a little more. The pre-prequel as a straight sequel thing was hard to stay into.

Not even just the jokes, but on the fucking cliche as fuck chalkboard. It's like that joke from "The World's End" about how every pub looks exactly the same. It's a double originality fail.

It's a good thing Leitch has been busy all afternoon writing a strongly worded letter to Merriam-Webster about their dictionary not having enough positive adjectives that he can use to describe Woody Allen's latest film.

Does DC have to do a (good) Wonder Woman movie first? I've always found Marvel's lineup of female heroes to be a little on the "meh" end of the spectrum. A lot of characters who I like in team-up/ensemble stories but I've never really followed as a singular character. This is an age of reinvention though so they…

My friend was at that game & was texting me about how obnoxious the fans around him were regarding sending a clearly hurt & diminished RG3 out there. "THIS IS WHEN YOU EARN YOUR MONEY! GET IN THERE!" "This is the NFL, no sacrifice no victory!" and shit. Then when it was apparent that he was seriously injured I asked…