1. Sweetened

I can just picture a pack of middle-aged white guys in suits behind the cameras laughing like they're at a comedy show featuring a Murderer's Row of stand-up comics while everyone else is just cringing.

Tequan Richmond! He played one of my favorite lovable sorta dumb characters ever on Everybody Loves Chris.

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Especially in this wing of Gawker Media. I think the plan is for Jezebel to eventually become all GIF, no actual words will be typed. Even by staff.

Is there something just naturally racisty about yoga & pilates culture? A friend became an instructor in the last couple of years & she went from being a really cool person to being the type of person who has no qualms about being casually racist.

It just seems like they'll have one game where multiple d-linemen get sacks & that justifies the entire philosophy, with no concern for the games sandwiched around it where they had no pass rush & their corners were getting torched & their LB's are bouncing off any RB that breaks past the line of scrimmage.

Fewell's faults mesh with the organization's philosophy of "The best way to build a winning team is to count on getting 20 sacks a game" so as little as I value him, if it wasn't him calling the shots there it would be someone else just like him. Gilbride has way more of the team's fate in his hands so yeah, I agree…

Having "License Plate Guy" as your superfan gimmick is only a shade more respectable than being known as "McDonald's Collectible Cup Guy".

2 Super Bowls & he's "coached" one of the NFL's top offenses for nearly a decade & ZERO interviews. Not even at the college level, there was a rumor a couple years ago that UConn was after him & that ended up being complete bullshit, maybe even started by The Giants just to give the impression that someone wanted that…

I have a feeling this sports agent venture will be the end of athletes wanting to associate with Jay Z so badly. I don't think HE'D directly do anything wrong, but that business attracts some real pieces of shit.

The morning after her "performance" when everyone was piling on her for how sexually charged it was her people couldn't have been more thrilled. The racial issues were completely swept under the rug as people were too busy defending her right to be a sexual being & "life is complicated ESPECIALLY AT 20!" which is just…

I have to find excuses to be out of the office every time there's a "Food Day", which is way too fucking often. People push food worse than guilting someone into drinks. At these things they'll react like you called their mother an ugly whore if you decline to have a serving of their dip or eat one of their rolls. I…

Tim, as a US citizen whose tax rate is WHOLLY DEPENDENT on Cy Young Award winners I care very much about which statistics journalists value in determining their award vote.

This is just proof that people can push for equality all they want but they must understand doing so flies in the face of the basic human instinct which is apparently to find something (no matter how trivial) which makes them feel superior to other people & when that false sense of superiority isn't enough you must…

"Put that expensive, large TV screen to use in the way it was always intended, by putting the thing you're watching in a smaller corner of the screen & have the edges of the screen taken over by apps that provide you information you could get on any of the dozens of other electronic devices you surely have within 3…

I remember when that Chris Moneymaker guy won something & while watching a cable news morning show in a doctor's office waiting room the before break tease for the next top of the hour was seriously something like "As the conflict in Afghanistan continues to take a toll on our soldiers & their loved ones back home, is…

The Giants are needlessly carrying 3 QBs so their GM didn't have to deal with cutting his 4th round pick (who was terrible) he had to trade a 2nd pick to get so they shouldn't feel too alone.

It's why as a younger fellow I learned to calm my expectations until you see her take the shades off. The bigger the shades, the more you should slow down.

Her rising Twitter following of shady guys suggests that Twitter is pretty much the same thing for drunk college girls as any bar is.