"Holy fuck that is stupid. We can't just do this based off one of these though."

It will probably happen this year because of course the Jets had to fill out their QB competition, "The Royal Rumble of Shit" with the son of their in-stadium rival's legendary QB. I'm sure that move was made entirely for a couple of cheap headlines before they cut him in mid August. Then in true Jets fashion he was…

Ha, THAT'S funnier.

So I guess Philip Junus McMichael will never be a contributor to Gawker Media now. Shame, I heard he's a 7-time winner of the prestigious McMichael Award for Literary Excellence.