That won’t work. Deceased fighter will still be awarded gold. Posthumously.

Sorry, dude. If it was pounded by some Russian, the “broken”odometer would be fixed to read actual 34,800 miles. Yup. It threw an extra zero by broken capacitransistorfluxor.

Dude, if you’re throwing it out - at least give a “Dumpster Side Alert” or smth. I’d have no problem giving it a once over rinse, before entering it into LeMons

I’ll just leave this Hemmings article circa 2007...

Don’t remind me. Saw a white 25th anniversary Countach for sale locally, back in 2011 - asking was $95K. Got a GT-R instead - because Godzilla (and $20K tranny seemed more reasonable than $20K timing belt change).... 2 years later, GODZILLA - $65k; Countach - FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Full disclosure: I might be a little biased ;-)

Ahem....

Doge’s bollox, m8

Not sure if racist or you’ve been green lit because you’re one of the tribe..

Easy, there tiger - most Wranglers have been rocking black rims in one form or another for quite some time. Source: on my second Altitude.

The answer is... VOODOO. 5.2L, v8, 523HP.

No, “The hills are alive with the sounds of Uzis”

Doug, you were one of key reasons, if not the main reason, why I came to Jalopnik. Numerous hacks did not drive me away. Retarded Kinja did not drive me away. Firing/losing other editors did not drive me away. Tav’s dangerous and crazy Jim Crameresque “buy now” blips did not drive me away... but now with you gone, I’m…

Pfft... plebs. Holler when you can afford this:

“Fabiana, darling. I’m afraid I have some bad news... your mother is dead... but the good news, she left you $1,000,000 inheritance!!! What? Why is my name on the cheque? Oh, don’t be silly...”

The 4C doesn’t suffer fools or posers. It is, indeed, only for the most hardcore of modern drivers, and those brave enough to buy in get superb handling, a monster of a tiny four-cylinder engine, and a howling symphony of noise everywhere they go. It’s easily one of my favorite new cars for sale, in spite of all its…

Dat Mitsu face be like:

But what kind of movies, there are so many!

If I had to look at that day and and day out, I’d kill myself out of dull-dom. Holly crap, I’ve seen Opus Dei hermit cave that was livelier than that...

...and yet, Trevor Noah still has a job... weird how that works.