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“Cult of Musk” - 60% of the time, it works every time...

I would ABSOLUTELY take every single one of these cars... and donate them to charity for some sweet-sweet tax deduction... and to give good folks like Doug DeMuro something else to crush in his Hummer Range Rover (provided that RR itself doesn’t end up under the wheels of another sh!tcan compactors Doug will…

Why is only 1 Bungled BMW model listed? As a former owner of 328Ci that had over 45 repair trips in its sad, protracted 4 year hospice custodianship, I cannot justify purchasing any BMW ever again.

I don’t get MB. Sorry. If I had this much cash to plunk on a car, this overpriced, bland, old-fart appeasing, status symbol that depreciates in value faster than you can sneeze would not even be on my list. BUFF* that one is.

What’s this? Ah, a Mierdcedes. Yawn........... back to bed.

“Too much of a ‘blue collar’ image”

Senpai just noticed you, how do you feel?

I can’t hear you over the glorious farting of my voodoo going 100 in 5th gear at 5500 rpms with 3200 more rpms and a whole other gear still to go

How many times did it break down, while you were busy racing earthworms?

Extended warranty for $100,000,000.

illegal aliens != uneducated

Racist post is racist. Or maybe because the US system was designed to make private education a profitable and lucrative enterprise. After all, it’s quite interesting that of all debts one can discharge during bankruptcy, education isn’t one of them.

It’s rare to see such a gloriously ignorant comment painted in a widest brush stroke there is.

Our nation’s best tax collectors’ salary dollars at work, everyone. Wonder how many speeding tickets Officer McBacon had to write this month to pay for this beauty?

I had it for 3 weeks, it already has 1K miles on it. I love it - just a gorgeous engine note and “holly crap”, Chuck Norris’ beard* sort of power. My only gripe is very small-ish Recarro race seats. My big ass barely fits and thighs are resting on the outer part of the seat, making seating less than ideal. Otherwise,…

That dude on the right must be Elvis, then. Dunno who else was in The Rat Pack

Oh, now you tell me. Where were you when I pulled the trigger on GT350 few weeks ago? Hmmm?

Hey! You can’t steal the Jeep wave! Besides, unless you’re in the “club”, others will likely find your gesture creepy.

Picked up 2016 GT350 from upstate NY, drove it home ~300 miles south. Took back roads and opened up that beautiful engine to hit tripple digits, knowing full well that any speed trap would mean serious trouble, even being out of state. Guess what... I got nailed going 83 in 65. Not being a jack-ass. Just cruizing…