The fact that someone mated with that bloated pile of sentient crisco is possibly the most disturbing thing so far.

Oh for Christ’s sake, it’s not the best. Not even close. Not even Top 100.

“I felt due to my ‘image’ I would be letting down half of the people who made me what I thought I was.”

why doesn’t everyone drive a Geo Storm?

YOU DON’T EXIST!!!

On the front suspension lower control arm, due to inappropriate caulking process of the ball joint, the ball joint socket area may become cracked. Therefore, if an abnormally large load is applied to the suspension during driving, the ball joint may separate from the socket.

After a second look, I think that’s a Greenwood Body kit.

The new front end is hardly an improvement. The grille is way too big, the logo needs to go on a diet, and the headlights are too small and don’t integrate well with the rest of the front end.

Right? No one ever killed BMW; they committed suicide.

You’re also forgetting (7 letter max here in the capital of personalized tags, Virginia):

the giant shipworm feeds of noxious gasses produced in the mud, and like other brands of shipworm, it recruits bacteria to seek out nourishment.

Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.

America is so fucked right now because the Government has turned the keys to the kingdom over to corporations.

People will do anything to get away from the present news cycle?

I saw them with the Caterwauling Creampuffs opening. Epic night.

I must find out where the paranoia thriller villains are playing next. Those guys rock.

Huracan is now a Huracan’t.