You know what sucks in iTunes? Everything. Why I have to install 200mb+ of bloat to transfer files to my device is beyond me. And that's just one of millions of other gripes I got with this junkware

oh, so poking fun is considered trolling these days.

No wai!

Say what again, motherf#cker!

They figure a target buyer is a bag of dicks already, so...

AH... THE R34 unicorn.

Nerd power 9000 activated. How's virginity working out for you, or do you still insist you're simply choosing to remain celibate until right Live Doll (tm) comes along?

Awesoooooome! Now, if I only had someone explain what is a CPU, I'd be all set.

I know, right! The THD-creating GPU fan RPMs, combined with MIPS spat out by the MCPU, bussed over the IO gate and fed into ever hungry banks of SSD CMOS at a rate of multiple gigaflops per second sure escape the feeble minds and earnest appreciation of pedestrian sheeple simply lusting for something shiny.

yeah, but I always suspected the turbo switch in my dx4 of being lazy, as I hardly heard a turbo whine upon engaging it.

If they build it, sheeple will come. And buy one too. The skinny jeans wearing hipster douche market alone has got to be into millions.

iPhone is a brand. To kill that is to waste tons of money for no good reason. They'll simply go to iPhone and quit calling it by gens - same as other apple product. There is no mbp 4 or MBA 2, so, same here

Usb > Ethernet adapter. That would be $30 please.

Yes. Any musician can fill that hd in several sessions. Dj with samples, tracks, sw, virtual synths - even quicker.

Ah, the sheeple effect. Once upon a time I bought a 17" mbp, only to find it obsolete 3 months later. I got it because at the time it was the best specd' laptop and I was drunk. And experimenting. But then I realized I can have a much cheaper shiny thing collecting dust.

I.HHHAAAATTTE.ABSINTHE/LICORICE. Worst shit ever

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What's wrong with Johnny Walker?

Licorice is one of the worst tasting things on this planet. I'd sooner drink my own piss than try anything with licorice

And the Evil Empire of Douchesnozzles title goes to...