All your base are belong to HHHHUUUUFFFF PUFFFFFFF HUUUUUHHHHFFF PUUUHHHFFFFF (darth vader breathing noises)

My wife saw me take a dump once. She would beg to differ. Of wait. You're talking about Venus. My bad. Carry on

this.

this is yet another sad reminder that today's kids have it best. pr0nz, skype/stickam, iphones/android with 2 way cameras, even bluetooth vibrators. Not to mention loads of other conveniences. I should have been born 15-20 years later than planned.

LMAOIRL!!!! Roaring laugh, thanks for that. *tears*

you may want to watch it - banhammer was swung further down for milder comments. the giztapo is on patrol

Most of the people you don't hear about, the elite of clandestine services, avoid anything that can be used as a leverage against them like their life depends on it. Having a family complicates things a great deal and you have to understand the risks you take when you venture in any enterprise where your loved ones…

Well, she made her bed and now she gets an expose how she is having to sleep (or rather, not) in it? Hang on. I think I hear sad music. Must be Buscemi playing just for her.

Microsoft is another fine example, alas, they have other streams of revenue to keep them nicely afloat, where as one-trick-pony RIMM is pretty much done.

Does it mean that when it happens, we won't have to file taxes anymore? Worth waiting for. That, and this guy HAS to be our president.

what about four elephants on top of that turtle? seems fitting, seeing that galaxy is disc-shaped? Perhaps throw in a wizard, some mystic creatures, and why not - DEATH himself with Binky chomping on some black grass?

I guess those of us with daughters are screwed on storing the genetic memory?

Yes, because we all know that something that will happen 3.75bln years from now requires a substantial amount of panicking today.

mind:blown

If you plebs elect Newt, he'll have a moonbase we can hide out at. Amerikuh-fuk-yeah!

Asgard pronunciation always makes me chuckle. Sounds like something you'd desparately need in prison.

...yeah.

pfffft. Two words: Zaphod Beeblebrox

Mark your calendEr for TuAsday... or wAdnAsday.... see if I cErA.

Mission is over, mission is done