Will be moving all my users from BES to Active Sync this weekend... after 7 faithful years of being tied to some of the clunkiest, uglies, useless (for anything other than email) pieces of crap I ever had a displeasure to work with. I knew it was over for RIM when first iPhone showed up, Android kinda stuck a fork in…

What? Sleeping at desks is not enough contribution? So what that it's during regular business hours. Technicalities, schmecknicalities.

I've been doing it on (more frequent than not) occasion for the past... half of my life??? d'oh. At 23, I was sleeping on server packaging cardboards in the datacenter, as my shithead manager had me building 200 servers (AND DON'T USE GHOST! He said. and FUCK YOU, I'M USING GHOST! I said). Reward for a job well done?…

Better get a box of donuts, just to be sure. Oh look, Big and Tall store has 50% off this weekend!

That's depressing. Better eat a donut... Mmmmm donut

Well, in her defense, she may be expecting bukkake showers.

Ah, the good ol "leaving the playground and taking your toys with you after having your ass handed to you" awesome approach. Good luck.

Unlimited... for now.

Great idea. I also want to give the Big Brother keys to my house, combination to my ATM card, and actually - fuck it, let's just have these guys camp out in my back yard too.

You forgot most important:

All those Quest Diagnostics and similar labs are treasure troves of DNA data... which could be quite useful for certain entities that hypothetically may be curious.

I say, this is too lax. Kill the electricity, we all know fire worked fine for thousands of years. Why ride cars, use cell phones, watch TV, enjoy all other conveniences of modern living? Surely, there's got to be at least few shows on TV that can be considered Chilul Hashem (I'm looking at you, Jersey Shore and…

I discovered this totally cool social network that's actually virtually private and a lot more enjoyable. it's called... MEET YOUR FRIENDS FACE2FACE.

Based on your rant, I assume you don't own a gun - which is a good thing. You may point it at yourself... or worse yet - others.

I bet he'll be crying all the way to the bank. Where would someone with several BILLIONS go, if not our lovely Amerikuh?

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Haaahhaa! Nicely done!

That's just... fucked up, yo....

Right, because no one EVAR got sick from eating veggies...

And that's one of many reasons why pigs are not Kosher/Halal. I'd never eat a pig...