Yeah. Happy moms day. In case linky fails:

Actually, it was a rather successful trolling venture, I might say. Got you to bite.

For me it was quite sad. Watching Martin not being able to hit the high note, seing Dave shake his wrinkly old hiney like he was still late 20's/early 30's pop star, and hearing SOTU songs made me realize this ain't DM circa Violator, Ultra, 101, SOFAD.. even Exciter.

If they are lucky. They wish they sold that many of these fabulously craptastic bricks.

That's gay. If you're a guy. Because you're pressing a button that will order a Big Black Male to come to your location. We got E-911 and GPS these days, so don't think he won't find you. And then, if you're not gay, you'll feel gay for pressing that button.

Skeptics gonna skept.

Bore I've on other planets? Lets start with our own. How much do we really know about our own world? We can't even get past using fossil fuels or having highly efficient machinery, a requisite if you want to get anywhereoutside of our own Solar system.

To quote a comedian whose name escapes me atm, "We may be the Alabama of the universe"

When you see it.... yeah, u know.

Government of the people, by the people, for the people (with a metric fuck-a-ton of money). Sneaky republicunts

To quote family guy: "like sex with kobe bryant: like it or not - it's going in"

Hearted because Ron Paul.

Go back to bed, america. Your government is now in control.

Ok, you can have your pony. I'm sticking to my earlier assessment. Unbreakable was unwatchable. At least for me. Never felt so cheated.

Oompa loompa

What's next, you'll come out and proclaim you will vote for Ron Paul? Freak!

"really shitty M. Night Shyamalan movie" - shitty is redundant. Except 6th sense. One hit wonder.

According to russian news, it's birch tree pollen. Everybody panic anyway

Thirded

It's rather simple for me - if you vote for this, my dear elected official, I'm voting you out and making sure my 5 voting members of the family do the same.