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Unless your name is "Chris", I'd say you have a better chance of scoring with the Pope... if these are her actual words, I'd say she's one dirty dirty gurrrl and her man is one lucky SOB.

Day 1 of EE Physics class. Auditorium full to the brim, 150 people in the class. Professor, a proud product of MIT, starts of his lecture with:

"Well, that's like your opinion, man"

"YOUR AVATAR DOLLARS AT WORK"

Oh noes, I better sell my Google shares and get some Apple Shares Stat!!! Wait. I don't own either. But nonetheless...

Also, coincedentally, that's my body/facial expression when I am subjected to her brand of "comedy".

<<<—— He meant to say he invented that——>

Also, having worked with number of "brainiacs" (read: MIT grads and equivalent) - most have been quite odd. Back in college, some of the worst teachers I ever had were products of Caltech or MIT. At best, they treated students with contempt and an unhealthy dose of douchebaggery. Could not explain subject matter to…

<<—- Best style. ever.—->

Mind wonders, how much more potent prehestoric weed would have been... and what sorts of plants were in ample supply before DEA got invovled with their erradication.

It hit me like a rock.

Oh yeah, sitting on one now makes my butt and back soooooo happy.

I usually go for the nose hoop ring. Pull it and watch the punk detonate in >10 seconds

I heard the bleach works too.

Or gets caught in a torrential downpour. True story. Didn't touch my phone but when i took it out of my pocket, it was completely soaked and dead. My fault for going to an open air concert without an umbrella. Luckily, only the battery needed to be replaced (good ol' Moto Razr flip), after phone sat in rice for few…

The world's MOST VALUABLE (read: richest) company is concerned about showing little good will to the customer and concerned with "Such erroneous replacements or repairs may be costly to the vendor and/or manufacturer of the product."

Who? Blackberry what? Aren't they bankrupt yet?

I bet there's an XKCD comic lurking in our exchange somewhere. Damn my lack of originality and total suck at drawing stick figures!

Let me hi-jack this thread to get some recommendations on micies for precision level stuff (e.g. audio editing apps - ableton, logic, etc.) - touchpad and trackball are not working out for me, I'm looking for something with less wobble and more precision. I love my Lenovo bluetooth mouse but it's all banged up and I…