were you expecting UBERNATION, ZIG HAI... oh. wait. That's sooooo like 75 years ago.

Not as bad as "Dance Flick"...

Yo buddy, keep your eyes on the screen, got it? Good. Don't pay attention to the man behind the curtain... Capisce?

Ah, the "whispering (brown) eye" of the interwebz... How sweet it is to be loved by you...

Considering it's two russian guys, I wonder if it comes with a Stoli flavor dispenser ;)

What about gay sexting?

Ewwww, that's just filthy. Watch your mouth, there may be minors around.

Pfffft... n00b. Try sexting with an OG BEEPER!

No but I heard of DSL

...And now... Yoda Sexting....

as much as I don't condone physical violence as a response to any provocation, the owner of this article is an exemption. I would have no qualms "phoning" the lucky owner of this douchecessory with the very same object. Ugh, talk about turning up d-bag volume to 110one!11!

Oh noes! Don't wake Marvin!

Martian Rappers? Yeah.. MWA and Marvin J aka Smallie Bigs

I have no doubt that organic life forms on mars would be confirmed in a near future. It wouldn't even surprise me. Think of it on a universal scale - single cell, capable of surviving gamma rays, absolute zero temps with no oxygen or nutrition in suspended animation, would make it a prime candidate to repopulate a…

Importing? Importing? aw, you! So gullible. The furthest they'll be importing it from would be toilet bowl in some NYC train station. Mmmm... mArse water.

Ditto! LOL

I bought this drive, sold on hype. Then I had a chance to read about all the nightmares that people were having with it, especially on Macs. If someone wants a still sealed Momentus XT 500 GB for an attractive price - holler.

You obviously haven't heard about the mini ice age and it's implications (witch burnings, etc).

Agrees.

CIA to "erase" him in 4..3..2..