MetroPCS, dude. And chill. Go Eagle... oh. wait. Nvm.

And seamen...

It's not a man...

Friend of Keith's?

Posting to come back here, in case fried crow has to be served...

Read you loud and clear: u got nuttin. Not even a French Flag?

Lipstick on an anorexic pig with fragile frame ain't much better.

evo....WHAT?! The only thing apple has evolved since gen 1 is the shell in which they package the iProduct to convince the iSheep that it is more magical and superduperunicorny. It is still the same iJail as gen1. I'm no bb fan but there isn't anything in iPhone that would convince me to try it again until something…

thanks for comic relief in otherwise quite sad thread...

Did you watch "Cars" on XD yesterday too? :)

*raises hand* I would. But then again, I'm tired of spending $20+ on Koss phones every year.

...and still ugly as ever. a bullet can't fix ugly, can it?

The things I imagine doing to creators of that lame a$$ campaign. It would make the worst villains in the history of mankind weep in horror.

Did anyone see Jon Stewart do a bang-up job last night about the whole OWS thing? Hillarious... Especially that d-bag Eric Cantor?

Not evil enough. Need more poor folks as surrogates for cloning. Sheep? Meeeeehh

The movement needs to start with Washington DC, IMO. They're the ones that let the d-bags on wall st. get away with murder with nothing more than slap on the wrist. Fines? LOL. Those get passed on to consumer in form of extra fees. Yeah, those that BofA and likes plan to introduce in the near future.

Just saw a 19 year old driving Audi R8 at the mall last weekend... I wonder how loaded his parents must be to have their little snowflake drive around in a 170K+ ride. Surely the kid probably earned it and not just some overpriviledged spoiled kid... not at all :-/

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck, Giz, needs #COTD nominations, just like Jalop. My nomination goes to you.

PETA, as in "People for Eating Tasty Animals"? They approve, since this technically falls under "animalia" family.

Not as bad as looking at TSA agent's name, "Kit", and thinking "Some assembly required" - if some terrist decides to blow himself up, right next to this dude.