MotorboatingSOB
MotorboatingSOB
MotorboatingSOB

The very first time I realized what a computer was when I was about 12 years old, living in a former USSR. We had a giant exhibit, first time "behind the iron curtain", around 1987 - called "Informatics in life" - it drew hundreds of thousands of people to the exhibit. Prominently (and what I remember the most) is

I'm still BIG IN JAPAN.

No joke, diet coke just fizzled through my nostrils (as cliche as it sounds). I always wondered about obvious oxymoron: CHRISTIAN and SCIENCE. Now, introducing Galileo - that's just all kinds of awesome. Sort of a Nazi-centric rag doing a piece on how to properly prepare your house for the Passover, followed up by a

She's smokin, just sayin.

Black, no sugar?

MEOW!

2 x $0.10 bags' worth?

DITTO!

ICP?

GARY!!!!! COME BACK!!!! GARRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYY!!!!!

"Second life"? lol

Upload to the big iCloud in the sky interrupted then, eh? Yes. I know, I know... Actually, I hope he has the last laugh and recovers, tbh. As much as I may not like him, gosh darn it I respect him.

the have nots will not have it that way... besides, as reasonable as your argument is - NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!

Did you RTFA you linked? Trolololilolilol? I'm as much about bashing on Giz for blatant semen-covered Apple flufferism, however, I think this full disclosure makes your point moot, as referenced in the article you linked:

@headline:

@headline:

I have a feeling current HP CEO is either completely off his rocker or this is a ploy to run the company into the ground, get gov't bail out... ok, I have no idea where I'm going with this.

I was hoping for iRobot Roomba... or maybe Dyson. Or maybe some of those tortilla holders ( so I can play pretend that I'm an HP employee at my next gig: Taco Bell [they do win the war of fast food franchises, so the prophet John Spartan foretold]).

Let's see.. I wanna watch NetFlix on my HP Tablet. Anyone? Anyone? Darn. Ok, maybe Angry Birds? What? Oh. Maybe there are some music apps. No? Hm. That's OK, I got productivity software for... what? I don't? Well, at least it's good to know it's well supported by developer community. IT IS NOT?