It would be possibly better... if it only did only what that one trick pony Kindle does

Are you back at your ol' hobby again? Here, use my stick - it's pointy ;-).

It's their way of not having EVERY SINGLE ONE of the customers calling class action lawyer right now. Personally, I'd love to be the one that starts the class action lawsuit, the first ones usually get paid. Everyone else gets a $25 iTunes card... or smth.

They're idiots for having as many as 8 dogs in the back yard, barking at my kids and I'm always worried they'll jump the meager 4 ft fense when kids play. I thought of reporting them, as it is against township regulation, let alone HOA rules, but it seems like the lady is battling cancer and it's their primary source…

I guess I should not be stingy on "/S" tags going forward... I was once a recipient of gov't assistance and I always found it amusing that our family got about $120 in foodstamps/mo... which was barely enough to feed a family of 3 for a week (and we're talking early 90's)...

I was referring to his hairy arms... damn. Joke burned. Consider us even.

So, while not as old as Pitchfork, Google (ever heard of em?) told me that it's none other than Booka Shade. And while I'm a sucker for that sort of stuff, I wouldn't fluff Booka that eagerly. Their stuff is slightly more tollerable than Chemical Bros but it registers unapologetically high on a hipstameter and takes…

Ditto... sounds like a hang out for an elitist hipster d-bags with god-awful taste in music. If I ever want to immerse myself in that sort of experience, I'd rather take a trip to a local Apple store or B&N.

Newsflash: Sprint will be just as painfully horrid, if not worse. At least AT&T was slightly more responsive to my concerns, whereas with Sprint I have wasted close to 80 hours of my time with "0" positive outcome. Bit the bullet, paid 2 ETF fees (which were less than my monthly bill with Sprint).

Until you venture into an area where Sprint doesn't give a crap about (like your home or workplace) and their only answer: here's a device you can plug in that will (leech over your interwebz) help your reception problem. Work? Oh, sorry, can't help you at work. Fix the problem? What problem? No coverage in an area…

Your taxes, I mean oil company subsidies, I mean fuel dollars at work.

Even if you're a lazy pan handler, who only makes $10/day, your anual income should be in the neighborhood of $3650 - YOU'RE ROLLIN' IN IT, HOMES! And that's why you are not elligible for heating assistance.

No one noticed lush (possibly cashmere) sweater dad is wearing?

FIOS spoils you rotten. 20+ Mbps = AWESOMENESS ITSELF

I'm sure it's the hardwood floors or Thinkpad that they're using. Or maybe because they look Jewish and certainly not like any minority or a group that would fit the "poor" stereotype.

Or better yet, abandon hardware, focus on core competency and release it as a service/app. With ActiveSync/Good Messaging nipping... nah, forget that - CHOMPING at their torso, BB is in a serious nosedive. I dumped their stock at "only" $5/share loss ugh... still pretty ugly.

Don't forget Sun, yet another swallowed-up former giant, assimilated under Oracle umbrella.

One of my FB friends spams her feed with list of pitbulls that are going to be destroyed and in need of a loving family. Another one feels the need to tell everyone how wonderful his sammich tasted. And another one really wants to share with me his political views (which are somewhat contrary to mine). I've stopped…

Don't forget about the moms. You know, the one that Obama wants to go back to college? The one that all dermatologists hate her? The one that saved over $2000 a month using 1 simple rule? The one...

Every corporation? I guess I should be afraid of my neighbor's corporation - they specialize in "pet sitting/grooming" (quote/unquote). THOSE CORPORATE B@STARDS!!!111