@tallchair: Only a small part of him.

@rjdub: What is this Tweeter thing everyone is jibba-jabbin' 'bout? Is that some sort of a speaker? A little one? You cyberpunk kids and your damn slang! Get off my lawn!

@out0mind: Right, because making Adolf Hitler a POTY would have not rocked the boat. Not one bit.

@msweston: 106. People with self-deprecating sense of humor. (oh... wait, that's 105!)

@msweston: 102: People who ridicule people who will post the link to this article on facebook along with thousands of other people tha thave already done so.

haa haaa. haaa. that's like everyone.

I had an angry bird slam into my windshield, while I was going a conservative 85MPh. It resembled a cluster bird moment, though my windshield didn't shatter.

@ItsMeMasih: Or... turn off antena (airplane) mode before you start the game, let it load your level, turn it back on, resume game, play on.

@destryer: Who?

@Midnight_Tengen:

@grimjack28: .< gawddamnitsomuch! beat me to it. I posted it anyway.

@The Squalor and the Fury: How do we sleep while our beds are burning?

@J Dub: Teddy took the stick to the grave with him.

@Webran61: Tell that to the people who bought Apple computers right before they went from PPC to Intel-based CPUs. I would have been livid if I just paid a pretty penny for a device that was bought right before cut-over.

@infidel: IT IS. DEAL WITH IT, IDIOT.

@FredicvsMaximvs: Wait. What?

@wjbean: You know who Willard Duncan Vandiver was?

@Bucky Rodgers (4:19 . . . close enough): I'm sure there's a perverted joke in there somewhere, so close I can taste it... yet out of reach. ;-p

@wjbean: Show me where it shows in constitution that you have a right to know classified information? Freedom of press? Yes. Yet, this is not press. What's next, you're going to argue that spilling national secrets is a protected form of free speech?

@romevi04: Oops. wrong place. Can't delete.