#tips #whitenoise #apple #ipad #lifechanger #ipad2 Looks like new iPad is coming March 2011? [www.digitimes.com]

@alexLmx6: These are UN-Branded Depends. They block and neutralize everything, up to and including odor of corruption:

@ccbweb: What value does it serve? If releasing classified info about military crimes, civilian killings, or other information that can SAVE lives or restore justice - I would say it has to be released.

@Se7en_speed: That... Depends...

@Kyonkochan: It's a change YOU can believe in.

"Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their f*cking skulls together…

i was gonna say that. He's probably much safer in jail than anywhere else... Everyone's focused on US but this guy had dirt on many nations, including Russia. Oddly, he's still alive and well and not dead of radiation poisoning yet. KGB must be off for holiday season.

@Asraiil: Oh no, Ahmed! It's a run-on sentence! Shaitan! Now I can't figure it out. If I only knew how to decipher this horrible run-on sentence! Oh no, my head is about to assplode! BOOOOOOOOM!

@jb.morgado: My time is much too valuable to argue with dense idiots on the interwebz. Feel free to tack this debate victory onto the side of your CRT, kbd commando.

@monstermax: Brown people can't read. I think that's what is implied. I SMELL RACISM!

@tmw: LMAO, You know you're commenting on GIZ, right? The site that exposed iPhone 4 and was involved in a fiasco that followed. Right? And you ask how gawker feels about not exposing corporate trade secrets? You came to the wrong place, bud.

@jb.morgado: I think you got the sequence of events wrong there, chap... How about this:

@barmalei: Yup. Hence my comment higher up... Just keepin' it real.

@. . . . . . GhostBuster:...stale jokes fail you!

@kyphem: KYPHEM, KYPHEM a nOTOM PBAHEM!

@hoverking: Fucking ZZZING!!! LMAO! Nice!

Дерьмо = Crap, as in literal. Usually used to describe quality, NOT as a reactionary comment similar to "Shit". For that, you have to reach for a more potent... "Блядь!" or perhaps lengthy but quite a stereotypical tirade that I am convinced was uttered as it happened: "Сука, Блядь! Ебал я это летающее гавно!…

@TanyaRei: Um.. yeah. GUID... might as well use DL or SS numbers. Fuck it, this would be just as "secretive":

@Stem_Sell: Is that a tzatziki sauce on his mouth or did he met one of the subjects being investigated before the meal?

@bazookafox: Wut wut in da butt?