@NemesisOfZod: Has "1.8 pedofap" been taken? What about 1.21 Jiggawatt?

@Jusnel Gonzalez: All guesses before mine are wrong. This is Chuck Norris' booger. He flicked it, it happened to land in Iceland, volcano erupted as a result.

@LegalCookie: but you didn't account for volume of seamen inside... har har har

@realsnickers: I don't know if I should be seen associating with someone of your... caste. I'll re-consider this decision when your net wealth equals your IQ in millions of dollars, euros, or british pounds. Standard exchange rate applies, so if you're dumb, rich and British - YOU'RE IN LUCK!

@fznmomin: Yes, they tell you to buy non-Apple products and save!

@realsnickers: Why would you want to buy it at $899.99 when $999.98 is a lot more pestigious? Clearly you're not a noveau riche and have no idea how to flaunt your wealth. Pffft, commoner!

@RaindropBebop: Or better yet... higher APR on your savings.

@G_Money21: 4G technology is already spreading, replacing the need to have wired connection. Should cable companies will start hijacking the interwebz, you'll quickly see a market void created and just like budget carriers such as Metro PCS started popping up, you'll quickly start seeing competition in your internet…

I was (technically) cable-free for about 3 years - Scumcast kept pumping basic cable long after I killed my internet service with them. It was great, because I took a massive paycut and cable was first thing to go. I kept enjoying basic cable and considering I could watch NFL, MLB, and Comedy Central + some Family Guy…

@Dougiefresh91: Your unemployment dol... er, I mean your bail-out mon... er, I mean your Bush resque fu... er, I mean your tax dollars at work.

I'm no expert but I think Lady Liberty is on a rag... how else do you explain grannie panties?

@Basil Khan: DERP! This is Giz - iPad, duh!

I hope the ter'ists feel real bad about having lost. Because if we don't submit to these violations of privacy, we're letting ter'ists win. Wait. What?

@orangecrusader25: Oh snap... I thought I was kidding. Googles proved me wrong 8-[ ]

@orangecrusader25: did they offer any discounts for allowing THEM to follow YOU and your next of kin on Twitter? Coz that would be creeply awesome.

@orangecrusader25: you haven't lived, until you "liked" a local funeral home on facebook

@Daemonicus: hmm... anything inserted into that... would only improve it, imo. ;-)

@Daemonicus: stick a mouse in it?

New DEADMAU5 album promo?

@Arcane: That was one of the intresting conversations I got into with my wife and people who got her into it. I even got her priest pretty flustered when he tried talking to me and I kept on finding ways to have him answer tough questions, mostly resulting in something that can be summarized as "Lord works in…