Reading this I was wondering where the Takeout has been, pulled pork jackfruit has been like a thing. 

Yep all good points!
My favourite story of incredible finds is one of our employees was walking to work, and in the back lane dumpster she found a 12" wide Beswick Horse!
She sold it for $200. I only usually see the beswick minatures.
My fav story from working at that time was Gina Gershan came into the mall and asked if…

What stereotype - that kitchen workers are hyper-sensitive?

Did it make for a fun story?

Still not buying until refuel is as convenient as gas.

What’s more convenient then plugging it in every night when you get home? Are you regularly driving 250-300 miles a day? If so, then yeah, it’s not for you. 

We had some very rare moorcroft on consignment. The seller needed money for something ( i think a family member died and they needed money form the estate to pay for funeral expenses). Moorcroft is already rare and expensive but certain colours are even rarer and larger objects even more so. The rule of thumb is $100…

neato.
in the end, nothing has value, everything is only worth what someone will pay for it!

Yes, a state-of-the-art system know as: taking a screenshot on my iPhone and using the marker to create a 99%* accurate** artists*** impression of the next Escalade.

And now the remaining 10% of slightly angrier styling and a badge change. Also different taillights.

“How is it any different than an earring or piece of jewelry?”

How are you this dumb? 

It’s different because you’re telling the person you’re talking to that whatever might come in through that airpod is more important than they are. Also, how do you know he wasn’t listening to music or something? It doesn’t say that anywhere.

A billion years ago I had a cheap LCD watch that had analog “hands” instead of a numeric display, so yeah, hardly a new thing. It seemed kind of cool retro at the time.

I don’t think so. I think the watchmakers think it’s genius. I do too, and I’m not even the target customer

Oh sure. Next you’re going to say I have to look them in the eye and say please and thank you.

I listen to far too much rap music.

Imagine being so poor you have to know what time it is lmao

you do realize that you look like a fool when you try to bully what is basically a household item

Stay away from my energy, you parasitic extrovert.

Maybe two duffel bags?