Totally thought this was going to be a new episode of The Reassembler!

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for your hair. (I will fight for the honor of your locks my dude.)

Agreed. “Gently used” Mercedes are priced like the DVDs in the giant bin at the local truck stop. 

I had never seen these track kits until about this time last year when I started searching for a Land Cruiser. I found one locally with tracks fitted all around (being a 4x4) but if they were $8,000 extra if you wanted them with the rig. 

Cat Cora asked me to be her manager in the early 2000's but was so difficult to deal with, even then, that I refused the offer. Never once, even through her rise to fame and riches, did I regret that decision as I continued to read story after story about her awful personality, DUIs, wife shaming, etc. She seems like…

Is it a safe bet that Cat Cora’s assistant wrote the headline also?

You don’t live in near the intersection of Bel Air and St. Cloud Rd. in Bel Air, California by any chance?

They will never be able to install this system in white stretch limos full of college girls or bachelorettes.

Ahhh, got it. I don't work in food service so much of this stuff is invisible to me but I do enjoy learning about what goes on behind the scenes. Thanks much for the clarification!

My 2004 LX 470 (the Land Cruiser in a tuxedo) just passed 250,000 miles on the odo and the only way you can tell she’s a used vehicle is one small tear in the driver’s side seat bottom. I tell this story often here, but when I got it last summer, from the original owner who had every service done on time and at a…

I have a friend who hates almost everything. He asks at Italian restaurants if there is onions, garlic, or olives in anything and if they can “make the sauce without garlic for me?” No bitch we can’t! Sometimes a dish comes out that is known as having onions and he will look at it in a surly manner then send it back…

Someone stating that the food didn’t make them feel good has to be taken seriously. How can you assume to know what they ate in their homes? This is like the restaurant owners on Kitchen Nightmares who say the green chicken and oily cabbage is just fine and the customer must not know what they’re talking about.

I’ll leave this here, my ode to my love affair with this film: The Cars of Good Burger

So like, stop listening to Doug Demuro?

Whoa, this might be the most successful attempt at pulling an iconic design into a modern/retro interpretation. The Renault Alpine is a great one too, but almost every other attempt by any car maker has been a shit show. Doesn’t hurt that I also eye-fuck these things every summer at the track and have adored them…

He didn’t even use duct tape, it was painter’s tape! He’s the kind of guy to use floral wire instead of bailing wire to hold his bumper on too I bet.

True! Unless its some sort of event where we are all there for a similar purpose I don’t mention shirts when out in public.

These are all ugly but especially the one somehow based on the Dubonnet Xenia. Look how the hood dips before the windshield, makes the car look like it will break in half, just awful lines and proportions on that thing and that’s just the silhouette. 

Close, but the whale shark has a flatter head and is bigger than the basking shark, which is shown in the pic.

I’ve been watching the new season of Top Gear for weeks tho? I especially loved this week’s episode with the Lancia, Alfa, and Fiat. Always loved the design of that Lancia.