No way it was the first time he hit her. He was so matter-of-fact, even after he knocked her out. If you had completely lost control and knocked your GF unconscious the one and only time, would you be, meh... got to pull her ass home again?? This has definitely happened before and it's only a matter of time before…

Ummm...hello? You forgot the worst thing of the week over all. The Bears losing to the Bills IN OVERTIME. Even if they win the Superbowl, the season is lost.

Anyone who sits in the front passenger seat should have the seat as far back as possible. Kids should never ride in the front seat. (Says the woman who used to ride in the front seat on her knees at the age of 7. But it was the 80s. No airbags then.)

There was a woman in Indiana with her 4 kids in the car, who sped through commuter parking lot in an attempt to beat a train to a crossing. She didn't bother to look in the other direction and got hit by a train coming from the opposite direction. She and 2 of her kids died.

In my dreams, that happens, but when Stephen goes to high five him, Ray chooses to "defend himself."

"But if they're right, it highlights the question that many have been asking, in the midst of looters and protestors being identified, why hold back on the name of the man responsible for all of this unrest? "

Look, that guy (the asshole that killed the kid) may have been a catalyst for this but he is not solely…

No, they didn't.

No they didn't. Dorner shot himself, he wasn't burned alive because he was already dead. And it was handled by the San Bernardino Sheriffs Department, not the LAPD. Try facts.

$40 online vice $400 from an optometrist, I could buy 8 pairs online and then throw away if I don't like and still be ahead. Having worked for an optometrist in my youth, between spifs and commission it is all about convincing the customer they look good in high profit frames.

Thank you, thank you for finally saying this. Thanks to porn and "empowered" porn actresses, heterosexual men believe that "standard" sex should be a painful and humiliating service provided without expectation of returned pleasure by their partners. That's what they see every time they fire up the computer.

Thanks to readily available porn everywhere, anal sex and a cum shot to the face are standard sex and a blow job is the new good night kiss.

You win the internets. Good Night.

randy jackson would like to discuss your song, "heels on the ice"

You inspired me. It's hypnotic.

Heels on the ice

Heels... on ice... I won't bet, since I always lose, but I'd be tempted to wager she's not the kind of person used to walking on ice-covered concrete... either that or she didn't plan on being on the ice at all this evening. Otherwise she would have wore completely different attire. Her poor hands. The ice had to…

I love the amateur sketch and the leprechaun flute.

See a leprechaun say "Yeaaaaah!"

I never had an opinion on Julia Roberts until I saw this shirt.

Don't forget, Danny's wife at the time was pregnant. Julia and Danny prank called the wife even after Danny had already left her. She is gross and was addicted to heroin when she was working on Hook. I've never understood the appeal of her or the spectacular career she has. Julia gets all holier than thou about…