The song is absolutely trash, and I don't even care because all I want to do is get drunk and dance in my underwear with my girls while reciting nonsense lyrics.

At this point, Beyonce could shit on a piece of toast and it'd win a Grammy.

This is not a complaint.

the biggest problem with your rambling, incoherent rant is that Nicki knows who her audience it, and it's a lot of white people.

Going by that video still, I would've assumed "O Tanningbed."

O Cum, All Ye Facials

"But as someone who is naturally very thin (with very visible ribs and spine), being told you are "too thin" is just as bad as being told you are "too fat". "

Both of these lineups feature women whose waists are smaller than their hips. I've never, ever seen a "body positive" "real women" campaign that includes my (apple-shaped) body type. Making a big deal of body types is always going to hurt or exclude someone and that sucks.

I have not changed my figure.

And that's how you read.

I'm assuming if the "Get Taylor Swift a booty" funding goes through, Diplo will start one for Katy Perry.

Queen

ermm... all this talk about Katy Perry being "too told" to compare herself to Lolita is missing the point, right? I think the problem is and always will be Lolita is too young, especially to be invoked as sexy, thats kind of like the crux of the book

But she heard "Don't Stand So Close to Me" on the radio once. That's almost the same thing, right?

Well played, Met.

@ Lolita Katy Perry

You KNOW she's never read Lolita.

Her seeming desire to be a teenage (or pre-teen) girl is so creepy to me.

Maybe I'm just grouchy but I think that if you actually think "oooh, I'm so sexy, just like a little girl who is raped by her predatory stepfather!" you're bad and you should feel bad.

I'm sorry, she's very pretty, but she doesn't look 12 to me.