Oh Waffle House hashbrowns. How I love thee covered and smothered. Thine cheese looks like plastic but thine taste is that of freedom.

I could write a much better essay than this piece of crap on how much I love WH hash browns, alone.

And if you don't like WaHo, it is completely unnecessary to go out of your way to say their food is gross. Especially when you juxtapose that blasphemy right next to a tirade how about hot and polite Southern gals are. If Ben Stein told a SG that, she'd probably kick him in the balls with her authentic cowboy…

If you're not one of the white people who have lost their goddamn minds, I'm not talking about you, so take your #notallwhitepeople self somewhere else.

I'm from the South so my reactions were basically this:

Segregation Now, Segregation Tomorrow, Segregation Forever and can you please let me motorboat you?

Why are you looking at my posts? You want an autograph?

White people have lost their goddamn minds since Obama came into office and I can't say I'm not enjoying it.

"In my mind, I am a young Southern politician. I go up to each person who looks at all interesting and say something like, "Hi, I'm George Wallace and if there's anything I can do for you here in Clio, Alabama, just let me know."

At first, I was gonna say "Sluts for the WIN!" but then I remembered that men can't be sluts, just us wimmen.

We have been Columbused once a-gain.

Choosing Disney princesses for this campaign actually makes a lot of sense. Saint Hoax was right - if you're trying to warn minors about rape, Disney princesses are a very effective way to get their attention. Because of the familiarity of the characters (in both senses of the word), these images are creepy and…

Eh. The rockabilly look is SO played out at this point.

That would be me. Like "Nuh uh, you bitches can make fools of yourselves if you want. I'm just gonna be over here looking all cute and sane."

She's the one that has tact or foresight.

and if anyone wants to just talk about Bugles, this is a safe space for it.

I mean, sure, if you want to see my beige Spanx.

"Responsible gun owner" is the right wing's "No True Scotsman" argument.

I don't know if you're really joking —or playing off your desire to revoke the 2nd as a joke to try to limit the insane gun nuts. Either is fine, but I wish liberals would argue for a repeal —even if just to move the debate further left. Fuck these gun nuts. It's mind bending that there is a right to own a killing…