Soc....cer?????

I have suits of bear armor.

Step One: Put your dick in a box

@alleggerita: It's a shame that since you were the last to comment your asinine remarks shows up as "featured" on the front page.

It kinda looks like a boat-tail Buick mated with an AMC Javelin that had been fathered by Poseiden's trident, therefore has the facial features of a nautical spear.

Nit-picky but that certainly wasn't the Man In Black's song.

Is that a re-badges Aztec?

I got 3 used tires and a duck stuffed by an amateur taxidermist/professional creepy stuff maker

I did not. I lost my ass at the casino last night.

As a man that produces electricity for a living I can vouch for the importance of lightbulbs.

Ahhh I see.

WAIT WAIT WAIT!

Low expectations and early results can get you over excited as well.

I'm a fan, but I live in Omaha. It is kind of a big deal around here

Sake Bombs until your hair falls out.

Drop the top in tha AMG Roadsta

I'm surprised to see a cloth top.

A motorcyle. Any one will do.

Good God that is a soul sucking choice. I suggest you go drive something with a big block, 4 gears rowed manually, and a properly configured driveline ASAP!

If it is wrong that I keep scrolling my mouse over that picture so at least the little cursor hand is getting some sweet, sweet underboob action then I don't ever want to be right.