/pecker joke

Funny, cause when I saw "meme-mories" all I thought was MAMMARIES!!!!

"Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules! "

Did Lexus tell Kyle Busch to get a speeding ticket on purpose?

kick kick

Having driven a Prowler more than once I feel like my opinions are somewhat legitimized.

Your mom is acceptable

/lost cause

Since when is being a stalker at prom creepy? I just can't keep up with trends these days.

Crayola

The Pedalski!

On a different note...

Every breath you take

HONKY LIPS!

Does this count?