"We don't throw balls, we catch nuts!"

Cheerleading wants us to take it seriously again

I get off of work at 6am and have to be back in at 6am Monday, so not much.

Darryl Talley made me chuckle. That was so far down the list of things I expected today it wasn't even on the list.

I use it. Living Social is another one that I like.

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Tomorrow is the 5 year Barbaro broken leg anniversary.

I swear I had something for this...

What happened? Did the bass player tell the drummer that he couldn't wear his LoveBurger shirt?

My little girl started to sleep all night somewhere between 5 and 6 months. By all night I mean 6 or seven hours, but that was pretty good.

How did Greinke look?

Naw, he is sending Kirby Puckett to do his rapturizing.

I once pitched a 1 hitter and lost to the #3 team in the state in high school.

This guy is awesome.

I'm stuck at work. Otherwise I would totally........ be commenting on Deadspin from home.

Exactly. "Shit's about to suck, so enjoy FUCKERS!"

I'm just excited to see all the easy women that are left behind. It's gonna be a solid 5 months.

You should drop out. It will make the next 9 days easier. Plus, as a dropout, you can get a job with people that have the same feelings towards others as you do. The muffler shop is probably a really nice place.

It was really straight forward. Don't bury it too deep. (not that I have that problem)

I can't wait. It will be like the time KFC made the bacon and cheese sammich with two fried chicken buns.