I'm apparently an idiot. I can't find this "blog" on the World Wide Web. Can one of you provide me with a hyperlink?

Where's the dick joke?

Taco Bell is testing a shell made from Taco Flavored Doritos. I am going to gain 73 pounds in a month if that actually happens.

Those ARE delicious mints but I can't imagine they hold up well in warm water.

Don't worry man, didn't you read what A.J. said? "No bad touching". All the gays listen to A.J. Have you SEEN his moustache?

WELCOME GAYS! We aren't homophobic, just don't look us in the eyes.

People probably used to suspect I was gay and look at me now! An unstarred Deadspin commenter.

I suspect that "someone else" is gay and is trying to drop a smoke screen.

The Royals have been running themselves out of a lot of innings lately. I like that they are aggressive, but making stupid decisions is not aggressive, it is stupid.

Bigger question, what the hell is going on in that reflection?

Take a fucking shower! He probably isn't going to try to give you a reach around in the school shower. It's good that you have enough pride to think he wants to look at Mr. Crooked Neck, but chances are he wants nothing to do with your dick.

When in doubt I always go with "shower"

Omaha

We have a bar in town that has taps at the table. All microbrews, and you pay by the metered ounce. It is fantastic until you get your tab and realize that you drink a helluva lot more when you are pouring your own.

Some funny stuff in the Macho Man thread today.

"You made me chuckle and I'm not even stoned."

I pick my wines by three criteria.

Channeling his inner Tallahassee Jared was overheard yelling "SNOWBALLS? SNOWBALLS? WHERE'S THE FUCKING TWINKIES??!!!!!"

I am sticking to Knob and Bakers. No more experimental bourbon for me. The neighbor's cat is starting to lose all of it's hair.

In Greinke's honor I nominate "I Wish" by Skee Lo.