@FriendlyFloyd: "I'm here to put the dick in dixie and the cunt back in country"

Needs more College Girls Are Easy

I blame Meek Millz and the cast from Cats and Dogs 3D

how many people were at the Pitchfork Festival this year?

Just wait, pitchers will be wearing mandatory helmets soon.

@billikenmetz: Who don't like no parfait? Everybody likes parfait.

"Burnin' Down The House"

@redman042: passing on the freeway risks an accident and stresses you out? Good news, Sunday is only 4 days away.

@OchentaYcinco: +1 rub down

@metalmaniac: It just all smells a bit fishy to me

@Fodder650: "What I'm trying to say is that people in Iowa look at Nebraskans and thank god they arent them "

Your mom goes to college

@J-No: I would love to read some Maurice Clarett.

@ima221: I CAN'T BELIEVE THE DEADSPINS WOULD POST THIS! I'm logging off of my AOL account right now so I can write a letter to the editor.

@Tracy Ham and Eggs: Lamont "Funkopotomous" Jordan

So lemme axe you what song be gettin me in the get my drank on mode then? Holla atcha boy.

@Steve U: +1 DJ Lance Rock

@Stymie99: Stephen A. agrees

@ChanHoParkour: Also, +666 for "it's"

@ChanHoParkour: No, Steinbrenner died, not Darin Erstad