Joke flew over your head.

I think you mean faux-cus air outlets.

you kind of seem like a dipshit comparing apples to trucks. Next time Jalopnik posts about trucks I'm going to make sure everyone knows they can get a sports car instead.

Locomotives make thousands of horsepower. So that truck under-impresses me.

The sunglasses/"Deal With It" added a new dimension.

Rebuilding a carb is like building your own light saber, your skills are not complete without doing it.

I'm the first in my family go have gone to college. I don't care if I have to end up working a crappy job (which thankfully shouldn't have to happen)... the amount of the world that was opened up to me by attending college, the different viewpoints I was exposed to, the experiences I had, all of that will have made it…

Truth be told, the XLR was a fine automobile. XLR-V even better. Both auto only.

If you're buying new high-profile tires, do yourself a favor and get white wall tires.

I completely agree. The thought of driving a NA I-4 makes me sick.

There's bird shot and rock salt for shotguns.

I'll spare you all from actually having to read Super Kiwi's post.

Acura CL Type S. I had an 03, and I believe C&D even named it one of the best FWD handling cars as well. Comfortable and sexy, if only the auto trannies weren't ticking time bombs. They came in 6MT too though!

I'm just glad to see they're still working on it.

I don't want to entirely preclude situations where a COEXIST bumper sticker on a car in a situation can't be funny. For instance, if a guy with a COEXIST bumper sticker gets caught up in road rage and we get it on top that's sort of hilarious (assuming no one is seriously injured).

Ever stopped at a Whataburger during a road trip and marveled at their condiments? Now you can buy them at the world's greatest grocery store.

I think you missed the post where it's obviously a photoshopped picture...

This is truly devastating. Such a neat town full of so many awesome people. A friend of mine dragged me to West Fest one year 10 years ago, and I have to say, I met more random nice people there than probably any other town in TX.

Most notably, the Czech pastry "kolache" (pronounced koh-law-chee) is still served today in restaurants and rest stops from Columbus near Houston all the way up to West. It's a soft, sweet dough filled with some fruit, cheese, chocolate or some mixture of all of those. It's fantastic.