Wait...do I have to stop what I’m doing if I don’t run Windows Server 2008/2012/2016/2019?

Don’t expect much change while recruiters and HR are writing literally impossible minimum requirements, like 4 years experience with a specific SQL that was invented less than 2 years ago.

No because business creators are jesus and if they fail it’s because workers aren’t trying hard enough and they should be given as many chances as possible to get it right.

It’s pretty darn good, but I like the first one too. Also, Aliens and T2 are perfect sequels just in case you want to make a series of this.

I’m shamelessly commenting on my own post to express how seriously thrilled and impressed I am with the discussion this has engendered. I’ve known it for a while, but it’s always nice to get confirmation that Kotaku has the smartest readership on the web. Keep on being awesome, all of you.

“It can instantly melt glass”

But they gave money to salvation army, whom also helps any person regardless of sexual orientation!

Except that CFA will serve and hire people regardless of orientation. Just sayin’.

That guy deserves to be stung for filming in portrait mode.

Oh honey...

Gah! Giant bee! <squash>

Where is North Maluku?

It’s a gentle, peaceful, giant f*cking bee. Let the “benevolent insect overlords” humor commence!

Hearing a lot of buzz about this article.

Sorry, couldn’t help it.

Yup.

Quagmire’s profession is pilot as well. Just happened to think of it. :)  

They don’t call it a “cockpit” for no reason.

Yeah I came here to make a dick comment but figured it haaaad to be said and tired by now. I guess there's still ample time for me to say the obvious? 

The article to dick comment ratio is awfully low for a post that has been up for 3 hours. Tip of the hat to the subtle NSFW warning comment below.