What a flacid threat. Their "gang" never got Wood.

@FavreFAIL: Forrest Fucking Gump. It won Best Picture in 1994 over Shawshank and Pulp Fiction. I'm not going to say that either of those movies are beyond reproach, but they're both a better way to spend two hours than to watch Tom Hanks play a mildly retarded Tom Hanks.

@Fendi Hotdogbun: If the critics don't get your back, I sure as hell will. That movie licked my ball bag.

It was really an essay about knowledge and episiotomy.

@Bellwether Johnson: Less than a minute ago, I commented that I'd bang Betty White. I think you're safe.

@Landycakeboss: Don't love her. Don't hate her. Would do her.

@Telemundo: Eye of the Eldrick.

@IronMikeGallego: That would have only fetched $9000.

@Penny Hardaway's Rookie Card: Oh Bravo. Way to break new ground. I appreciate how you incorporated both the trite "Boston's racist" angle and that hilariously original phonetically typed accent. Only problem being, you picked the wrong Boston sports franchise for the joke. The Celtics were actually the first NBA…

Hooded sweatshirt and jeans at the town pool? Hooded sweatshirt and jeans at the town pool.

@Phintastic: Nice. That joke wasn't even on my Radar.

@Same Sad Echo: That must be Spanish. In Portuguese, it's "Buick Regal."

You never once heard him throw someone under the bus - never throw an offensive lineman under the bus, never throw a receiver under the bus. There's a lot of times in his career here where he could have easily done that in those situations, but he's also stuck up for them and commented on his own play.

@Phintastic: And about a foot taller.

@Terrence_Mannaise: Let me be the first to applaud your ability to type and embed a photo while wearing a visored helmet and ride a recumbent bike.

If Cromartie took me to the ground like he just did to Moore, I'd be worried that I was pregnant.

@J-No: Well, if you've got to kill two birds with one stone, remember, pastrami is the most sensual of the salted, cured meats.

@J-No: Is "make dinner" a new fangled euphemism?

@looney82: Good call. Diabetics should always stick with the diet stuff.