@CamoZombie: Kevin Costner's agent is activly negotiating his chance to ruin that movie.

No Hench? Bullshit. I'm out.

Hotel authorities investigated after receiving numerous complaints that the brothers' room smelled of rotting cabbage.

Man, all the cool stuff happens in Pittsburgh.

Scotland, the Mississippi of Great Britain.

@DM: Sgt. Taggert is going to be Pissed.

Benetton's ads are always so avant-garde.

What will be whiter, the US Winter Olympic team or the snowflakes on their sweaters?

It's nice to Manny is using his "down time" to "cope with his feelings" about not getting that 4 year $100 Million offer.

@Hatey McLife: Or a pinecone... whatever you have handy.

@UpstateUnderdog: Well, bully for them.

April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

Mark Chmura? I can't think of another pedophiliac athlete.

@CharlesBronsonPinchot: Oh. Look at the balls on this guy over here, with the mouth.

"It was a big fight" that left Kournikova with " vicious scratch marks on her neck."

Single A. Just where Ollie belongs.

LJ won't have to carry the ball 987 times this season, most likely saving him from being a Rascal-bound invalid by age 35.

@Quake 'n' Shake: Great post. Rack It.

@Starburied: ...Dave Roberts, Ellis Burks, Pokey Reese, Royce Clayton and Willie Harris...

@ArkansasFred: If Ryan spends half of his practices loudly complaining about his "son of a bitch ex-wife" he could easily pass for John Daly.