My kids and I just finished playing through the Lego Movie game. We’ve played through lord of the rings, marvel, and the lego movie and you know what? Until they get their shit together and start fixing some of the horrendous bugs in their games, I’m done with Lego games. I’m so unbelievably sick of redoing large…

Robin voiced by Teen Titans’s Robin?
Multiple I’m Batman jokes?
Original Harley Quinn design?

Yeah, this looks awesome

I would argue that you shouldn’t be having all day gaming sessions if you’re over the age of 16. But anyway, there’s a reason the stereotypical gamer is obese.

I hear what you mean.

Shame on me for suggesting people stop eating all the time? Lol

How about you just don’t constantly shove food into your face? Don’t eat for entertainment, eat for fuel.

There's only one of him. He can't be everywhere at once. Also, the best iterations of the Justice League didn't have superman.

Even worse is that Snyder wants us to believe that Kal-El needs to learn these moral lessons to become Superman, but he already knew as a fucking child that saving people is a good thing!

So if Superman can do it all, destroy all, and build it all back before lunch, why do we need Justice League then? Makes for a really boring story.

Albert, I have said some really nice things about you and your writing in the past. I now recant those things, and repent of all my sins against the Deadspin commentariat. I renounce Burneko, and all his works.

Yeah, the only thing I can really fault them for is taking Cheddar to the shelter rather than to the vet to be euthanized because being left with strangers would add stress to her final days. I get the emotional reasons why that decision was made and I don’t know that I would have been able to do any differently in…

Two separate issues — you want to get married and build a life together. The dog is not a cosmic test.

Exactly. The reality is that it is absolutely possible for an animal to be broken beyond repair - and their dog was absolutely a threat to their friends and family. He bit a friend on the EYE. She could have lost her sight if things had gone just slightly differently. I feel so badly for the poor dog, but it doesn't…

Don’t be stupid. This is not that.

The dog was biting people. Frankly they waited too *long*. Being sued was absolutely a possibility at any time, and it’s just irresponsible to keep bringing a dog out in public that you KNOW is going to try and bite people and attack other dogs.

The shelter said he’d be shy, but that’s all they said,

AG, stay away!

Okay, but this is a Samsung.

There’s nothing quite so empowering or feminist as making fun of another woman’s eating habits. Can we talk about her appearance next?

Let’s talk about the creep who rummaged through Britney’s trash and the other creep who paid 60 bucks for it.