There's only one of him. He can't be everywhere at once. Also, the best iterations of the Justice League didn't have superman.

Even worse is that Snyder wants us to believe that Kal-El needs to learn these moral lessons to become Superman, but he already knew as a fucking child that saving people is a good thing!

So if Superman can do it all, destroy all, and build it all back before lunch, why do we need Justice League then? Makes for a really boring story.

Albert, I have said some really nice things about you and your writing in the past. I now recant those things, and repent of all my sins against the Deadspin commentariat. I renounce Burneko, and all his works.

Yeah, the only thing I can really fault them for is taking Cheddar to the shelter rather than to the vet to be euthanized because being left with strangers would add stress to her final days. I get the emotional reasons why that decision was made and I don’t know that I would have been able to do any differently in…

Two separate issues — you want to get married and build a life together. The dog is not a cosmic test.

Exactly. The reality is that it is absolutely possible for an animal to be broken beyond repair - and their dog was absolutely a threat to their friends and family. He bit a friend on the EYE. She could have lost her sight if things had gone just slightly differently. I feel so badly for the poor dog, but it doesn't…

Don’t be stupid. This is not that.

The dog was biting people. Frankly they waited too *long*. Being sued was absolutely a possibility at any time, and it’s just irresponsible to keep bringing a dog out in public that you KNOW is going to try and bite people and attack other dogs.

The shelter said he’d be shy, but that’s all they said,

AG, stay away!

Okay, but this is a Samsung.

There’s nothing quite so empowering or feminist as making fun of another woman’s eating habits. Can we talk about her appearance next?

Let’s talk about the creep who rummaged through Britney’s trash and the other creep who paid 60 bucks for it.

Lol my girlfriend and I cleaned those bags the fuck out. We popped, we couldn’t stop. We barely finished the other ones and that was just because I don’t like wasting food I bought

I disagree with you. Wasabi Ginger was inconsistent in its flavor delivery, as well as not really packing that wasabi punch.

Next on the news Ted, fun police shut down Blue Angel trolling for safety reasons.

After having read the interview on this site with the Blue Angel pilot, I’m really surprised they would do something like this. Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s super awesome, but I left the interview with the impression they were extremely risk-averse when it came to anything the public might get upset about (Blue…

Wait, people liked the cappucino ones?

All disgusting. Some things are not meant to taste like other things. You just cannot season a chip to taste like biscuits and gravy properly. So, in attempting to do so, it just tastes nasty.