Touché.

If that's your criteria for being a "violent, asshole nutjob with no self-control" how is Jay-Z not one an even bigger one? Jay-Z literally shot his own brother when he was younger and he stabbed a record producer he thought was bootlegging his album.

I'm sorry, but every time I hear someone talk about how Mother's day is a manufactured piece of shit Hallmark holiday and OH MY GOD THEY WILL NOT BE A PART OF THAT, MOTHERFUCKERS....

I think it's difficult for most people to admit their ignorance the way that Kim Kardashian has with regard to racism. I don't understand the instinct to mock someone for this. Thinking that these issues are everyone else's problem is not actually that uncommon, especially for this generation. So good for her for…

I don't get it, if these are so bad for runners then why do all of the elite Kenyans and Ethiopians train exclusively barefoot and in barefoot shoes??? ANSWER THAT MR SMART GUY

I sang every single one of these as I read through the list. And the "loom without a fruit" with the underwear illustration/sponsorship idea was my favorite.

Nice, but my cat will only want the box it came in.

Yes, that actually happened on Supernatural. It...made sense in context.

Or $15 worth of really good macarons!

When they're covered in chocolate fudge.

When will us unwashed masses finally rise up and just eat the rich?

Have you ever seen that horrible show where Paris Hilton "searches" for a new best friend? I think I saw her take a peasant out to eat something with gold leaf on it. Wtf is the point of it? I can only think of proving that you're rich and stupid enough to poop gold.

I say I'd rather chip in to buy you a teacup piglet riding a miniature pony with sparklers and a sign that says, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

"LOOK HERE, OPPOSABLE THUMBS—I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO AND I WON'T STAND FOR IT. GIVE THE DOG SOME MORONIC OBSTACLE COURSE TO MANEUVER AROUND IN. I WON'T STAND FOR THIS. NOW TURN YOUR DIGITAL ELECTRONIC VIEWING DEVICE ON. I MUST WARM MY BELLY AND COMMUNICATE WITH THE CAT OVERLORD GENERALS IN THE FIELD AS TO THE…

If I'm ordering a 1,000 dollar sundae one of the accoutrements had better be 995 crisp dollar bills.

"I say, Margot, how much richer are we than the rest of New York?"

I lost it at Hodor.

I kept it together until HOOOOODOOOR! Now I get to have another version of this damn song stuck in my head, thanks Jezebel.

Any word on whether Jon Snow will finally know something this season?

I see you are my long-lost sibling. I didn't give a shit in HS and cruised through a neuroscience BS. Then I got my Master's in Cognitive Psych/Neuroscience and am now getting a Ph.D in criminology. =) A bit older than you though.