Ocean’s 2012 of the Dead!

I mean no offense to you SnyderBotz out there, but the subject material is like, 20ish years too late to capture any meaningful zeitgeist, and unless there is a HELLUVA twist in there somewhere to elevate it from Signature Select Hot Sauce sauce to Frank’s Red Hot Sauce, I’m at a fucking loss for why it should even…

I didn’t realize he was looking to turn this into some MCU-but-with-Snyder-Zombies thing.

Didn’t everyone become tired of zombie movies/shows like 5 years ago?

“zombie apocalypse heist action movie”

Yup, that’s Snyder: Thinking a zombie tiger yawning makes it sympathetic and adds characterization.

So he is selling the rights to the film, which is something people do all the time anyways, but using jargon words to tap into our current little nonsense and make headlines for a project nearly no one could care less about. Cool.

I hate it slightly less, but literally only like 2% less.

Ahhh that is literally the set up for the sequel. Sounds like he had an idea and then worked backward from there to set up this movie... which also explains how a movie that isn’t even out yet also has sequel/prequel animated shit to go with it already.

My read on the trailer is that the zombie apocalypse was somehow contained to just Las Vegas: the city is walled off, everyone inside is a zombie, and there are no zombies outside Las Vegas. Which raises the question of “why didn’t the government nuke Vegas, to ensure the zombies don’t get out?” I expect there will…

I think what’s been disappointing to watch is that, in everyone’s rush to pretend that Joss Whedon was never their favorite creator and that they always hated the Avengers movies, etc., people felt compelled to lavish praise and attention on Zack Snyder’s Justice League.

They are the worst fan base. Ever. They make Nolanites seem tame in comparison.

I recently started following the DCCinematic thread on reddit. Woah... I didn’t realize how weird some of these Snyder fans are. They have cult-like attachment to him. It’s baffling since he’s just an average director that sometimes makes OK movies and sometimes not OK movies. There’s nothing even truly edgy, new, or…

Hi - what the fuck is the point of US currency during the literal goddamn end of the world, exactly?

Holy shit people. Stop and think for a second.

Part of the problem seems to be Ben Falcone. She has GOT to stop making movies with him. I know he’s her husband and all but the guy is just the worst.

I don’t know why anyone dislikes this movie? I thought it was pretty funny and an interesting premise.

I just think people are too spoiled by what the MCU does and have too high of expectations for anything superhero related.

Melissa McCarthy definitely has an Adam Sandler thing happening with her career. She makes one amazing movie, which makes everyone wonder why she hasn’t won an Oscar yet... and then she stars in like 5 terrible comedies directed by her husband.

I think it had to do with occasional overheating? All I know was I opened the fridge for some water and there was a lightsaber hilt.

Yours truly may have lived for a time with one such enthusiast who regularly stored lightsaber components in the fridge