Yeah, but the big sellers ARE action games - and particularly with online multiplayer, people are gonna notice the lag.

The problem is that bandwidth distribution isn't even. While infrastructure in pleasent urban and suburban areas in the US continues to improve, poor inner city and rural areas are still as ignored as ever because it's not profitable for ISPs to install that infrastructure there. Like it or not, those people CAN be a…

Sorry, analysts, cloud gaming just ain't gonna catch on. Between unreliable mobile service, lack of up-to-spec broadband in much of the US, and inherent latency problems with the technology itself, cloud gaming is going to remain a small secondary market and will not ever become a primary distribution platform until…

Well, then, if MS and Sony are out of the ring, somebody else will swoop in and take the dedicated console market for themselves. I see Steam is already entering that ring, and perhaps they're wise to do so.

Cloud gaming is both inherently technically flawed and is severely limited by bandwidth problems here in the US. It is not happening for at least the next decade.

HELLO OPERATOR I THINK IVE BEEN TOLLED

C64 music, you say? Here's a classic.

C64 music, you say? Here's a classic.

C64 music, you say? Here's a classic.

C64 music, you say? Here's a classic.

They're not speaking before Congress, which is really what they have to do in order to educate those who pass that kind of legislation.

I hate how the industry is just bending over backwards for these guys... it's not the fault of video games. Show some backbone!

Oh, fuck you, MA. Light gun games are already a rare enough beast as is, no need to take away more of them...

God, this has to be the spookiest figure I've ever seen. Certainly 2spooky4me.

So, Kolby, how did it feel texturing EDI's camel toe, and did you do it with a straight face?

Squeenix is a husk that's lost all their talent on both the creative and management end. The only reason they're still afloat at all is their fairly lucrative 3rd-party publishing setup with Eidos and other competent developers.

So, since it's not free, is it just Ski now?

Get that lame-ass thimble out of here and replace it with the diamond ring. Fits the theme of the game still.

The best satire I've read on the state of indie game dev in years. Bravo!

Aha! So THIS is what all of those various leaks were referring to...