You tread a fine line, Valve. But you haven't crossed it yet.

OH MY GOD! A-AVAILABLE FOR YOUR HOME IN 1995 O-O-ONLY ON NINTENDO ULTRA 64! I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK

Looks like they got the Metal Slug spirit down pat! Good luck to these guys.

NUD? Would that be a Necks Up Display for decapitated players?

This game gave me a mortal fear of swooping birds.

For Jean-Claude, it was beautiful lovemaking.

Good work, Valve. Showing your care, as always.

"It’s Not A Glitch. It’s A Feature."

Never seen a boss like it, eh?

YOU'RE MY FAAAAAAAAAAAAVORITE DEPUTY

That's right, you god damn crooks. Take the money and run.

Idk what you're talking about, that latter one looked badass.

Thank god, somebody finally agrees with me on this point. People criticize JRPG writing all the time, while WRPG writing goes without any criticism. Honestly, I enjoy JRPG writing more by and large (although some of it is REALLY bad), and that's AFTER it's had to go through the contortions of localization.

God damn, if only we could play this...this is the stuff of dreams~

I've been saying this for years. Half-Life 3 is being developed in Source 2 and will be the first game to feature it. HL1 was the first game to feature GoldSrc, HL2 was the (technically) first game to feature Source, and they're keeping the tradition strong.

So, we have a reboot of a reboot of a reboot...?

That's because there's really nothing these consoles are providing us that push performance and involvement into the next level. Say what you will about the Wii U, but I call it a gimmick.

Good to see Squeenix trying to fill the shoes of the Square of old.

Well no duh they did. These guys were a bunch of crooks from the beginning, their venture capital materialized out of thin air. You expect them to NOT insider trade?

So...there's a ball under each cup...and one of the magnets in the cups gets pulled back randomly by a string...?