Yeah, no. That's the biggest bullshit excuse I've ever heard. They knew damn well there was a rootkit, as there is with most DRM, and they're trying to cover their tracks.

Your mama's so fat, when she gets more food at dinner, she doesn't eat seconds, she eats minutes!

"Actually, I envy you two..."

As cool/terrifying as the video is, AR augs will never catch on with the populace. Too costly, hard to repair, and the concept of not having direct control over a sense will be too much of a barrier.

GO! FUUNSAIKI!

Bunch of crooks. They've been scum since the company was founded, and this news isn't surprising in the least.

Wise, Notch. Keep your cash close and your IPs closer.

One of my big problems with the "preservation" that companies do is that they only preserve profitable franchises. What about those that get left behind?

Big Head Mode enabled!

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This game just keeps looking worse and worse...

Called it ages ago. Zynga didn't have a strategy other than hit-to-hit.

This baby can handle temperatures up to 9000 degrees!

Reminds me of the art for the ill-fated Casio Loopy.

...except that's incorrect, and fucking stupid.

Third option is proving a point. See the above comments.

If Radiohead had performed Limbo's soundtrack, they could have a free giveaway to gather all the pretentious hipsters in one place. Then we could nuke them and make the world a better place.

Harvey Pekar was an absolute visionary. It's a shame we didn't have more like him, the comic world would be very different.

THERE IS STILL HOPE

._. I used to do this all the time.