So, I suppose this begs the question.

Half of this stuff, you still see in notebooks.

The animation looks really stiff.

...and HOW is this going to control on a touch interface, again?

Only thing that bugs my OCD self about this game is the non-NES color palletes.

Ah. My mistake.

A good way to end the GAMEPLAY? Yes. However, all of Dyad's pretentious story elements go completely unanswered.

Isn't it retail? If no, my mistake.

"Post-apocalyptic zombie game"

Buying this so hard. Proof that the AAA game isn't dead.

I honestly enjoyed Duke Nukem Forever. I was expecting exactly what Duke Nukem 3D was - an over the top, shallow, fun run-and-gun experience with some awesome moments. That's what I got. A popcorn flick, like all the games before it.

You didn't play Duke Nukem 3D, did you?

Come on, WayForward, you can do better than THAT.

The big thing I don't dig about this game is how pretentious the concept is. It brings up all these questions about "Blah blah blah if you were in the LHC blah blah" and goes nowhere with them.

It's Chinese, which means it'll likely be assembled by a state construction agency.

Japan is setting a scary precedent for this kind of thing...if media piracy becomes one of the most dangerous state crimes on record, the prisons of every developed country are going to be filled to capacity in about 2 years.

The LaserActive wasn't invited.

I've seen game budgets get absolutely out of control in the past 4 years. People keep saying it's "impossible to make an AAA game", but it wasn't so at the beginning of this generation.

Well then, who WILL develop for the Ouya?

Eh, this looks like it's just another Beats of Rage game.