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2nd gear: This would have an even greater impact if the other states that follow California’s lead did the same. Regardless, it is becoming increasingly clear that there are limitations to Presidential authority.

The Yugo wasn’t made by the government, its what happens when people who have only ever made tractors for the government try to build a car.

Uh, the U.S government bailed out GM and Chrysler (twice) and I’m not sure about Ford.

So yes, GM *was* “Government Motors” for a short period of time.

It would make paying $20k for a 10 year old Tacoma with 150k miles 0n it a lot more palatable, for one.

We could probably start by not breeding like rabbits, instead of conserving half the planet.

“disappointed with Colin’s actions and believes he turned a legitimate workout into a publicity stunt.” said Jay-Z while wearing a MAGA hat.

Sorry, I came looking forward to an awful take, and honestly I feel like you let me down here.

car bad name

I keep the adapter permanently attached to my headphones

I suppose one of its best feature is growing a second right hand for you to take a selfie? 

There are still a lot of people holding onto their older-model phones or openly resenting needing special adapters, though. I know more than a few people who’d buy a new iPhone tomorrow if it brought the jack back.

But they wouldn’t be so popular if they weren’t great earbuds.

Remember the Honda Prelude? Millennials won’t

He started shooting because the place settings were wrong. Han is very serious about etiquette.

What is extra weird is that when they get captured in Cloud City, Han starts firing the moment he sees Vader. He’s clearly got great reflexes and a “shoot first” attitude, so changing this scene makes even less sense if you look in a larger scope than just this scene. 

It’s never been “Han shot first,” goddammit.

Luckily most Star Wars fans are easy going chaps, and don’t mind a touch up here or there to established canon.

It’s never been “Han shot first,” goddammit.