You can’t grow a uterus back, dummy. They’re not arms.

I would rather get another abortion than watch that video, tbh

there seems to be this sense that men can’t have anything to themselves anymore

i don’t think we have to listen to the opinions of anyone who is willingly dating Dave Navarro in the year 2015.

Since it’s LA, it really should be “The Driving Dead”, tagline “Soon, The 405 Really Will Be Murder.”

More Brits pretending to be Americans. By now I’m thinking they’re doing it just to mock us, to rub it in that they can fake American accents way better than Americans can fake British accents.

Los Angeles has a very diverse population, including its undead.

I watched some more of the featurettes. LOADS OF DIVERSITY! Finally a show that represents this beautiful melting pot! OY VEY!

They’re called “Retirment Plan Elmo” and “401K Elmo”.

And with five nannies, they can work round the clock and still get time off too.

I waitressed at this really posh restaurant during college and Tom Cruise came in once. I didn’t serve him, but I did half- chase him through the parking lot for an autograph and he was super, super nice. Mark Wahlberg, on the other hand...I had to serve him, and I honestly regret not spitting in his soup

So Hillaira Baldwin decided against the slutty nanny route?

As one law enforcement source put it ... Jenner’s state of mind was the same as other drivers who screw up and rear end someone, and you prosecute people for their state of mind, not bad luck.

I’ve seen many drag queens who wear less makeup, and whose makeup is more tastefully done.

Perhaps we’ll get the irritated skin bikini photo tomorrow.

I made a pair of pants out of duct tape when I was in the eighth grade. Even though I matched up all of the adhesive parts together, I still got gunk all over me and I broke out in hives from it. That ended my duct tape fashion escapades.

Seriously, if you are blasé about being on a yacht in St. Barths, you might as well just stop vacationing altogether, because there’s no pleasing you. She is just insufferable.

What a shitty time for anyone to have a Facebook account and a family.

I live one town over from Gilbert. You can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a Mormon church ( or whatever the fuck the little neighborhood churches are called) in this part of the valley. I have one within walking distance in every direction. Gilbert even has a temple now. They’re controlling this.

Gilbert AZ is controlled by Mormons FYI