- ”This mother fucker...”

“Hmm, Donald Trump. That name sounds familiar. Ah, now I remember. Wasn’t his coming foretold in the Book of Revelation, somewhere between pestilence and the locusts? Shame the world is coming to an end; I was really looking forward to the next season of Outlander.”

I always keep CNN on at my restaurant, and I just had a discussion with some guests about what “I’m going to have to scare the pope” could mean.

Hey maybe he is on his way to do some plumbing and wanted to be extra sure.

He’s Captain Jack Harkness. He has an incredibly hard time keeping his pants on.

Look what I bought my cat

I was so prepped to be totally snarky when I saw Shannen Doherty’s face but now I feel awful.

He has a lot of trouble keeping his pants on

Here in Canada, our hotel safes double as walk-in closets and also provide universal health care.

She had said previously that she needed to do 2 movies a year to support her sons. I have a feeling she had an easier time getting those 2 movies than Brian Austin Green would (and with higher pay).

As a youngest child who has hated babies ever since I stopped being one, I was terrified my parents would have another kid and I’d have to be around a baby, ever.

“They are still stunned that this is how it has all gone down,”

Screenshot all flight details/travel documents. Internet access is unreliable when traveling.

I’m still not over losing my only child status at 4.

BABY PYRAMID SCHEME

Uhhhh did this weirdo consider what happens when the new kids ask for a baby brother/sister? IT’S BABIES ALL THE WAY DOWN

her youngest daughter, aged 10, was worried about not having a baby brother or sister and asked her other to have one.