- ”This mother fucker...”

“Hmm, Donald Trump. That name sounds familiar. Ah, now I remember. Wasn’t his coming foretold in the Book of Revelation, somewhere between pestilence and the locusts? Shame the world is coming to an end; I was really looking forward to the next season of Outlander.”

I always keep CNN on at my restaurant, and I just had a discussion with some guests about what “I’m going to have to scare the pope” could mean.

Look what I bought my cat

I was so prepped to be totally snarky when I saw Shannen Doherty’s face but now I feel awful.

Here in Canada, our hotel safes double as walk-in closets and also provide universal health care.

She had said previously that she needed to do 2 movies a year to support her sons. I have a feeling she had an easier time getting those 2 movies than Brian Austin Green would (and with higher pay).

As a youngest child who has hated babies ever since I stopped being one, I was terrified my parents would have another kid and I’d have to be around a baby, ever.

“They are still stunned that this is how it has all gone down,”

Screenshot all flight details/travel documents. Internet access is unreliable when traveling.

I’m still not over losing my only child status at 4.

BABY PYRAMID SCHEME

Uhhhh did this weirdo consider what happens when the new kids ask for a baby brother/sister? IT’S BABIES ALL THE WAY DOWN

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

her youngest daughter, aged 10, was worried about not having a baby brother or sister and asked her other to have one.

If you follow the method of combining their first names to create their celebrity couple name, it would be Brian, or Megan.

mine too. I blame Jeff Lewis and his recent renovation on their home as told by Bravo.

This was very confusing. At first glance it looks like she has demon eyes, but then the article is positive. I had to blow it up to see that they were hearts.