So glad to hear it for both the mother and the daughter’s sake. I also hope they stay off the internet for the foreseeable future for their own sakes, because if there’s one person internet trolls can rally around and throw hateballs at, it’s Rosie O’Donnell. I mean I don’t personally care for her, but my god does she…

I was not aware that there was a vast untapped market for human breast milk-flavored ice cream.

The work you're doing here is important and I appreciate you.

Guys, I think Yoko ruined Shonda’s laptop. Not cool, Yoko.

...P.S. hey Wiz, you wanna know what the fuck’s wrong with the rest of us? We’re too fucking BROKE, you stupid sack of shit.

There was someone traveling with them in the aft of aircraft. The dog was probably supposed to be in that seat and this wackadoo moved Dog after they moved from gate.

One time I flew from LGA to DCA on a 737 that had a total of 5 passengers on it. It was so cool, they let all of us sit in first class and we skipped the safety spiel and drank free liquor with the flight attendants.

You’ll have to give the house a fancy name like, “Maison d’Ebtor”.

money launderers.

Omg I didn’t see them at first. Those are awful. Who does that?

Wooh, this sure is ugly.

Yoko is trying to get us to dredge the smelly pond in her back yard that she’s wanted gone for ages. For free. ONO, we aren’t falling for that!

OMG COURTNEY F-ING STODDEN.

wearing an electronic monitoring bracelet.

I’m happy for Tracy Morgan, after his accident it seemed like he was injured so badly he might never appear in public again. To be well enough both physically and mentally to host SNL is quite an accomplishment, and will give him a very public forum to remind people about Jimmy Mack (killed in the crash) and Ardie…

Oh man. I can’t wait to see if Miley Cyrus will do something bold and risque to really poke at my conservative morals.

I feel like the only thing Maddie has on Chloe is that she makes that stupid DANCE FACE that the judges seem to love.

I also love Maddie in those videos, but after seeing 4 eps or so of Dance Moms (ie, expert level) it does make me happy someone else won because Maddie is always on top of the mayan death pyramid of dancers to sacrifice and like GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A CHANCE.

I’m not sure you understand...the Mescans are gonna pay for it.

This is exactly how I sounded when I ran for president of student government in 5th grade. All big ideas born out of a complete lack of comprehension for how things worked, zero actual concrete method for accomplishing anything.

“I’ll take out the tanbark and put in sand!”
“How?”
“... With... truuuuucks?”

FWIW, I lost to…