Solid advice,

She releases the trailer the day Jennifer announces her wedding. Nice trolling, Angie.

Check to see if Mark Shrayber has written about it first.

And, I suspect, on viewing so will be the fremdschämen.

I give no fucks about this article, but I am really tempted to google “Lemon Party”.

Truth. I can barely get through stuff like J.Edgar. It’s just so ‘GIVE ME OSCAR!!!’

The schadenfreude is strong with this one.

That woman has the money to get advised and attended to by the best doctors alive to subtly combat gravity’s affect on her jawline.

Only in a menage scenario with this dude:

i also say yes, but i feel like current Brad Pitt gets a boost from how hot young Brad Pitt was.

PUT A BIRD ON IT.
PUT AN ASPARAGUS IN IT!

Planned Parenthood donation on their behalf, perhaps?

I have the urge to send a card informing I’ve donated $100 on their behalf to my local woman’s shelter or something.

I named my dog Cookie because she is sassy and had a rough start in life. I’ll take $95, her adoption fee because, obviously.

I wear lipstick and Cookie wears lipstick. I’ll take $10,000, please. I’m not greedy.

YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAM MOUTH FINGERS WITH THE TYPING.

Whenever someone brings up the arm-flab dilemma, I put my arms up like a body builder, and tell them “whenever I feel bad about my arms, I remember what I named them. Paul.” Kiss the right arm “McCartney” kiss the left arm, “WINGS!” shake both arms furiously.

It makes people laugh so now I know they’re thinking about…

You know what matters more than flabby arms?

If I can show my ample shoulder and back hair, you can show your arms.