Bjorn Disway.

always there to lend a helping...fart?

His tweets seem to be heavily influenced by Yoko Ono by way of Donald Trump.

Re: The Smiths - I don’t care if they do or don’t divorce, but could someone PLEASE gag that little smug prick son of theirs.

I think everyone should just try to be as informed as possible about all of their medical choices. Some women are deathly afraid of pain and the choice to get an epidural is the right one, but she should know the legit risks that are associated with it. Some women are more comfortable with a homebirth, but there are…

With the new progestins, the changed generations of these things, they re-patent them. They’re getting more and more dangerous.

Instead of shutting down the government, which won’t work, maybe they should just go to the source of the problem and shut down every woman’s credit cards and bank accounts. Then they can put us in red robes and give us to men who will make better decisions for us than we silly walking wombs can. Any lady who revolts…

I JUST WANT HIM TO PARTICIPATE IN DEBATES THAT IS ALL I WANT<33333 UNCLE JOOOOOEE!

I would vote for him so fast I already did it!

He’s wanted to declare for a while, but he’s been Biden his time.

Biden gifs, activate!

According to the Page Six article:

Discovered that a fellow camper was my long-lost twin sister.

My thoughts on running:

Woody.......

So he’s where the phrase “who’s your daddy” during sex came from? (I will see myself out)

She’s just turning 18???? Girl looks about 20 something.

Laugh all you want, but Walt Disney has never looked more svelte.