Lawson writes for Vanity Fair now (unless my quick scan of Google is misleading me). But Brian Moylan has kept up the RH recaps over at Vulture and oh-my-cold-dead-heart, they are uh-may-zing!

Another question (sorry I’m really excited to have this thread here.) Who else is now becoming convinced that there is something unhinged about Dorinda?

That was a fascinating reply. Keep talking on the regular here please (I have probably just missed you. My bad; but now- my good).

I miss Ol One Eyed Bri.

DAYUM. Rick can get it. So can Daryl. And Michonne. Counting days till October 11.

My cousin’s husband’s brother wrote several of the episodes for the show (including the controversial gay kiss episode)

According to the comic con panel don’t fully believe the trailer its lying to you...

Guys, I’m so excited and proud! My, well, the best description of him is my brother-in-law-in-spirit (he’s my boyfriend’s sister’s boyfriend) is editing one of the episodes of season 6!!!

That’s what I was thinking! I imagine stepping on one, if you didn’t slip, would feel similar to stepping on a ball bearing, which is rather painful.

So how long have you been beating your wife in front of your kids?

“Need to hold a seance so I can ask my grandma some questions about our family medical history”~~~ Dun(with), Lena. Gee, I’d like to ask mine about surviving the Nazis. Coming to the US in steerage. Learning English. Supporting her family as a seamstress (ok, that part might be boring) And about 1,000 other things…

As an advocate for healthy eating, not contaminating stranger’s food with my saliva is important to me.

I don’t care that she said she hates the country that she was born in at all. I feel that it’s okay for people to say “I hate America” whether they’re dead serious or just expressing a random frustration in a hyperbolic, inarticulate way (which is probably what she was doing, based on the way she talks and based on…

But she’s just a baby. She doesn’t understand the ways of the world yet. Shouting might only scare her.

MY BABY DOES THE SAME THING! I cannot wait until he grows out of the phase where everything goes in his mouth.

THESE COLORS DONT RUN, ARIANA

Nope. I don’t suddenly have to like Vicki or think she isn’t selfish because her mother died.

also icky: the way she spoke to her brother on the phone. “She’s my best friend, too” sounded more than s little like competition. I'm sorry her mom died, almost every child loses their parents and even though that is the natural order of things it is never easy. But this woman is a narcisist and this clip proves it.…

I know, I couldn’t believe she kept screaming “I don’t have parents anymore! What kind of person has no parents?!”. Eek.

Hard To Watch: The Vicki Gunvalson Story