I AM OF WHITE EUROPEAN DESCENT MY DAD IS OFF THE BOAT FROM AUSTRIA I CANNOT EAT ANYTHING WITH DAIRY UNLESS I AM RIGHT NEXT TO A PRIVATE BATHROOM I HATE YOU AND YOUR ENZYMES

NO I WILL EAT MY OWN ICE CREAM AND ALSO BOBBY’S BUT I WILL SHARE WITH YOU

You left out the Indica brownie bites my cousin from Amarillo will bring.

for you, my lips are sealed

It's probably going to be the sweet and helpful but independent and occasionally reckless Tink that you see now in the direct to DVD/Netflix series. And yes, thanks to my toddler I have seen ALL of them.

Everyone who ends up seeing this film is probably going to feel like:

I refuse to watch this unless it also stars Tonkerbell. Half fairy, half fly...

were honest and open about it with the victims and the authorities.

Josh Duggar and his Dad are thugs.

I desperately, desperately, want someone to give these fools a taste of their own medicine: “he was 14, but victims say he was large, hulking... he looked like a demon, really. He could easily be mistaken for a full-grown man.”

So, for the record, Mike Huckabee is cool with male teenage pedophile sex offenders. Interesting platform choice.

When speaking about Michael Brown, a teenager, Huckabee called him ‘a thug’ and said he could have avoided his fate if Brown would have behaved himself. So apparently it’s ok to shoot black teenagers, but white teenage abusers deserve our respect and some privacy. Are people even listening to themselves anymore?

Famous, with little formal education, and massive amounts of entitlement. It is so bizarre.

My only problem with them is that they’re famous, honestly. I’m all for kids being weird and independent and free spirits and living their dreams, but their parents are buying them careers at very young ages and that’s not gonna end well.

The irony is that a free spirited, independent young woman with New Agey views like Willow Smith would not be super welcome at Mecca.

Also on her list: Valhalla, Atlantis, and The Shivering Isles.

These people ASTOUND me. Because wasn’t casting stones this walking dumpster fire’s JOB?!? He worked for a goddamn hate group, which, along with his family, campaigned actively against LGBTQ+ rights. And a fucking 15-year-old knows better than to diddle little kids.

“I think we have different definitions of mommy porn.”

I wondered if the girls in question included one or more of his sisters. And then whether they were urged to turn the other cheek. And then I got sad.

Well now I’m worried about his gazzilion sisters and the football team he is surely planning to have with his wife.